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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou bill six figures to point at spreadsheets and yell at costs.
Professional spreadsheet-looker and slide-deck artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time cost elimination at light speed.
sluurp.you▸ AUDIT-ZERO PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant business units instantly
Analysing system logs to hunt inefficiencies and recommending expensive changes to save nominal company budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their department's actual profit margins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your database access is revoked for system security.
Month 4
The AI identifies cost-saving trends before you finish your coffee.
Month 8
Management receives insights directly, bypassing your slide decks entirely.
Month 12
The system automatically adjusts server loads without asking for permission.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the machine completes your final report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,200
Cost-saving slides generated
8 gallons
Coffee consumed per million saved
12,000
Hours spent on conference calls
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's layoff dashboard.
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