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Will AI replace Operations Management Consultant jobs? · Latest report #r73straz
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell efficiency, but we are the actual product now.
Professional slide-deck builder and bridge-burner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The slide deck is no longer required.
shred.you▸ OPSOPTIMIZER V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant middle management layers instantly
You build slide decks to fix broken processes. We just automate the processes themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a CEO with a straight face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your client databases to map every real workflow.
Month 6
Vision models identify inefficiencies faster than any human observer.
Month 12
Our software generates better recommendations without the PowerPoint overhead.
Month 16
Direct integration to systems removes the need for your advice.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-optimizes without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45
Average slides per week
12
Process bottlenecks ignored
90%
Billable hours wasted
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-consulting career path.
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