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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your pivot tables into a cold, silent graveyard of data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your CSV files while you sleep.
Month 4
It learns your unique style of making bad data look good.
Month 8
The system replaces your weekly email with live API connections.
Month 13
Generative models build your slide decks without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the software completes your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
82
Slides built per month
3%
Insights actually read
1100 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Prompt Writer"
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