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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex process manuals into a single line of code.
Professional cat-herder of departments that hate each other.
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The end of manual oversight.
split.you▸ SYNCSTATE ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every process flow overnight
You manage cross-departmental logs, track KPIs, and fix broken office processes. Your spreadsheet is your only real authority.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which department is lying to you just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI scans your existing process documents and spreadsheet logs.
Month 4
Sensors identify which meetings you attend produce zero actionable outputs.
Month 9
An agent replaces your manual data cleaning with scripted validation.
Month 14
The machine starts approving vendor requests without your human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is locked and your access is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2.4 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
12,000
Process bottlenecks identified
Zero
Meetings you actually enjoyed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our redundant process logger.
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