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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track metrics that reveal the inefficiency of your own existence.
Professional ghostwriter for middle management’s guilt.
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automates every performance review cycle
You monitor internal process logs and build slide decks showing how teams fail to hit arbitrary output targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of voice that signals a team is lying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your spreadsheets to learn your patterns of futility.
Month 4
It begins sending the reports you usually slave over at midnight.
Month 8
The tool directly messages your reports with tasks, bypassing your inbox.
Month 13
Executives start listening to the bot instead of your slide deck.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system becomes self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Slides per month
18
Useless meetings attended
100 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
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