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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Operations Planning Analyst jobs? · Latest report #5xdibjn6
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate ways to say the budget is gone.
Professional gatekeeper of the Gantt chart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing kill-chain logistics with perfect foresight.
help!you▸ DECISIONMATRIX PRO-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates quarterly roadmaps in six milliseconds
You juggle project release schedules and resource allocation to keep the company's defense contracts profitable and on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a project manager about the timeline with total confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software begin recording every production bottleneck automatically.
Month 4
AI starts suggesting priority changes based on current supply chain data.
Month 8
The system pushes work packages to the floor without your approval.
Month 13
You watch the AI work and sign off on its perfect logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked after the AI out-performs you consistently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4500
Spreadsheet rows per shift
82
Emails ignored per day
14 percent
Probability of error
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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