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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Power BI charts are just spreadsheets wearing expensive digital makeup.
Professional cat-herder of international country managers.
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Data integration that never calls a meeting.
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replaces manual reporting with live data flows
You shuffle data between departments to track performance metrics and manage enterprise software rollouts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the SAP data stopped syncing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your raw data instead of waiting for exports.
Month 5
Visualisation tools build the Power BI reports in real-time.
Month 10
AI assistants handle status updates with all country managers.
Month 15
Automated test suites catch bugs faster than a human tester.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 97.2%
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Emails per hour
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