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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your slide decks into a subscription fee for the client.
Professional slide-flipper and whiteboard artist for executives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slides without the billable hours.
blub.you▸ STRATEGYMATRIX V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks with zero insight
You build complex slide decks to justify executive restructuring. Then you bill the client for the privilege.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client realizes their restructuring is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal models are uploaded to the machine's local brain.
Month 4
The AI starts churning out slide decks faster than your interns.
Month 8
Digital bots conduct the discovery sessions via text and sentiment analysis.
Month 13
The machine picks the most probable cost-cutting plan from history.
Month 19 · D-Day
Clients prefer the machine's cheaper, instant slide exports.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000+
Slides built
1200 liters
Coffee consumed
Zero
Value added
Your severance
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