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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Operations Support Assistant jobs? · Latest report #32ctpa3d
Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a graveyard for data nobody ever reads.
Professional gatekeeper of the enrollment spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning human boredom into structured JSON output.
ow.youAI▸ DATASYNC ADMIN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into total silence
You track student attendance and log course enrollments. You exist to bridge the gap between messy paperwork and computers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of a confused student through a poorly typed email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Small bots start responding to every student query automatically.
Month 3
OCR scanners ingest all your paper enrollment forms instantly.
Month 5
API bridges eliminate the need for manual record updates.
Month 6
Digital login logs replace your manual spreadsheet tracking completely.
Month 7 · D-Day
The server finishes your final export and deletes your login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
482
Data points entered daily
12
Errors per thousand entries
99%
Emails answered with copy-paste
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last exported report.
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