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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou optimize snacks and sensors while the building watches you leave.
Expert in making sure the smart-lock actually locks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building manages itself now.
oof.youAI▸ SITEGUARDIAN PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You manage badge access, office booking software, and meeting room hardware. Your job is making the building function.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the office vibe is dying before the sensors log it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software identifies your repetitive desk-booking setup patterns automatically.
Week 9
Sensors report printer and room failures before you even notice.
Month 5
AI manages building permissions and removes your manual overrides.
Month 8
A single hub connects all facility gadgets to one dashboard.
Month 10 · D-Day
The building stops needing your login credentials entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
120x faster
Ticket resolution speed
99.99 percent
Office uptime
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
One pre-configured, smart-connected ergonomic chair.
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