Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Operations Transformation Manager jobs? · Latest report #amqfaev3
Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet that occasionally attends board meetings.
Expert in turning 10-minute tasks into 10-week projects.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing efficiency by removing human error entirely.
stretchy.youAI▸ PROCESSSLAYER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant departments with one click
You identify broken business processes and write decks to justify removing the people who actually do the work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI vacuums up your entire history of slide decks.
Month 3
The machine learns to copy your favorite buzzwords perfectly.
Month 6
An agent drafts reports that you just sign off.
Month 9
The bot starts firing people based on output metrics.
Month 12 · D-Day
The machine identifies your role as a process bottleneck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Process bottlenecks identified
112 slides
Average deck slide count
18 hours/week
Time spent in useless syncs
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale bagels.
Discussion
