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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCapturing retinas is just fancy point-and-shoot with a very expensive chair.
Professional eye-stalker and focus-knob twiddler.
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Perfect focus on every blink.
split.you▸ RETINASCAN AUTOEYE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks retinal movement at millisecond speed
You align patients to capture high-resolution images of the eye fundus for diagnostic review by medical professionals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified patient into holding their gaze still for five minutes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Cameras now auto-detect pupil centers to eliminate manual positioning struggles.
Month 9
AI pre-adjusts optics based on prior scan data before the patient sits.
Month 18
Software reconstructs clear images even if the patient blinks during exposure.
Year 2.2
The machine fires the flash precisely between patient blinks automatically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine operates independently while you look for a new career path.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
14 per day
Average blink-induced retakes
22
Focus adjustments per patient
68 percent
Patient comfort rating
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital eyewear filters.
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