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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling eye machines is easy until the machines start selling themselves.
The high-end pitch artist for expensive ocular imaging glass.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ OPTISELL-PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates medical device procurement cycles
You pitch expensive retinal cameras and slit lamps to doctors. You navigate clinical procurement and complex medical budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely able to read the room during a tense clinical procurement meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM history is absorbed to learn every client objection.
Month 5
Remote diagnostic software replaces the physical need for demo kits.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle hospital budget approvals without human intervention.
Year 2.1
An LLM manages all doctor rapport and lunch invitations perfectly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales process is fully closed loop with zero human involvement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Unlimited
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Client lunch cost
Nullified
Contract friction
Your severance
One free retinal scan and a handshake.
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