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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour retina surgeon is ready for a faster, less chatty interface.
Professional eye-charter and needle-prep expert.
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Precision optics minus the clinical small talk.
oof.youAI▸ RETINASCAN VISION-UNIT 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates vision refraction in milliseconds
You measure patient vision and prep injections for surgeons. We will make you obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a terrified patient is about to faint from the needle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Voice-to-text models capture the retina surgeon's observations automatically.
Month 5
Robotic phoropters determine prescriptions without human guidance.
Month 13
Controlled sterile environments automate the preparation of intravitreal needles.
Year 1.9
Algorithms optimize the flow of patients to maximize surgical throughput.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human technician intervention is officially removed from the clinical workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
0.0 diopters
Refraction drift
400% faster
Injection prep speed
Zero
Coffee breaks
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end anti-glare screen filters.
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