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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace OPSEC Manager jobs? · Latest report #jvdanstw
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour threat modeling is just a slightly more expensive version of paranoia.
Professional worrier protecting data from the inevitable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ PARANOIDAI AUDITOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces zero-trust protocols across the entire network
You spend your day identifying vulnerabilities, drafting security protocols, and yelling at employees for using 'password123' again. Your job is effectively a sophisticated game of digital whack-a-mole.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of voice that implies a desperate employee is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins parsing firewall logs to flag anomalies faster than your human brain can.
Month 4
Generative models draft all your security documentation, ensuring no human ever has to read it.
Month 7
AI-driven phishing campaigns now target employees with psychological precision you cannot replicate.
Month 10
Identity systems auto-revoke permissions based on real-time behavior analysis rather than outdated badge logs.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine takes full control, effectively locking you out of the system you once managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14 per hour
human errors caught
4,200 annually
policy pages written
dangerously high
caffeine consumption levels
Your severance
One high-end Faraday cage and a bus pass.
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