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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsFrames fit themselves once the human mirror is removed.
Professional face-measurer and retail delivery sorter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision optics without the small talk.
shred.you▸ OPTISCAN-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates frames while whispering soothing lies
You measure faces, unpack shipments, and manage clinical scans. We have faster sensors for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a patient is lying about their comfort level.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Tablets measure pupil distance faster than a plastic ruler.
Month 4
Robotic sorters scan and shelve frame shipments upon arrival.
Month 10
Automated eye pressure sensors perform tests without your presence.
Month 13
Precision nozzles deliver dilation drops with zero spillages.
Month 18 · D-Day
The kiosk handles everything and never asks for a break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.4 seconds
Seconds per frame adjustment
Zero
Dilation drops wasted
High
Human error in PD
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium lens wipes.
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