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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling frames is just matching shapes until someone stops squinting.
Professional face-fitter and appointment-book wrangler.
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Perfect vision, zero human chatter.
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adjusts frame tension with microscopic precision
You manage appointment logs, order inventory, and convince people their faces need expensive new plastic rims.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to fake a compliment.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Calendar software automates all appointment bookings without any human intervention.
Month 7
Sensors track frame movement and reorder stock from suppliers automatically.
Month 16
Vision models suggest frames based on face shape mapping.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms heat and contour frames to patient measurements.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The storefront becomes a self-service kiosk and automated dispensing hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
High
Average patient squint intensity
4.2
Frames sold per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium microfiber cleaning cloths.
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