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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou sell plastic circles while a computer chooses them for you.
Professional face-fitter and frame-adjuster for the nearsighted.
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Perfect frames for every face automatically.
wheee!you▸ LENSVISION PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans faces with laser precision
You measure pupil distances and help customers pick frames. You manage physical inventory and handle retail transactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a customer if those oversized purple frames actually look ridiculous.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart cameras monitor shelf stock to remove human inventory counting.
Month 6
Vision kiosks replace manual pupillometers and bridge measurements.
Month 12
Algorithms predict frame styles that fit specific facial bone structures.
Year 2
Robotic warmers and precise pincers perform perfect frame fitting.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The salon runs entirely via self-service pods with zero staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
3.2
Average frames per hour
400 hours/year
Time spent adjusting hinges
12 percent
Human error in measurements
Your severance
A lifetime supply of microfiber lens cloths.
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