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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your final years of measuring pupillary distances by hand.
Professional face-measurer and frame-twister.
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Perfect alignment without the awkward human breathing.
help!youAI▸ VISIONFIT MARK IX▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates progressive lenses in milliseconds
Fit spectacle lenses to frames and measure facial geometry. Adjust bridge widths for customer comfort.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a customer their frame choice looks terrible with tact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets begin mapping facial features for frame selection.
Month 6
Direct-to-consumer labs bypass your manual ordering process.
Month 16
Smart materials remove the need for manual heat-bending.
Year 2.5
Gantry systems mount lenses into frames with sub-millimeter accuracy.
Year 4 · D-Day
Deprecation.org installs the final self-fitting kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1000 per hour
frames adjusted
0.00mm
measurement drift
0 percent
uncomfortable silence
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium microfiber cloths.
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