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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsTurning your vague productivity buzzwords into a termination notice.
Expert at making PowerPoint presentations look like actual work.
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You draft slide decks to justify staff cuts and suggest process changes that nobody in operations actually wants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks every single metric you manually pull from databases.
Month 4
Generative agents create your monthly performance slide decks instantly.
Month 8
AI participants join your sync-ups and summarize the wasted time.
Month 12
Algorithms suggest process cuts based on real-time employee output data.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of organizational efficiency and headcount.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Slides produced per hour
3%
Percentage of suggestions implemented
78%
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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