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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Option Trader jobs? · Latest report #5ja554sy
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error in a faster server's cache.
High-frequency gambler with a Bloomberg terminal subscription.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Market logic, executed at light speed.
blub.you▸ ALPHADRIFT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You monitor volatility surfaces, execute complex spread strategies, and manage delta exposure across shifting market conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify a bad trade to a regulator using purely creative storytelling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The system begins logging your exact trade-sizing logic.
Week 10
Automated agents start placing mirror trades alongside your own.
Month 4
Risk models identify human bias in your stop-loss placement.
Month 5
The system overrides manual order entry during market crashes.
Month 6 · D-Day
The terminal account is permanently disabled for all biological users.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450ms
Average latency in milliseconds
12 percent
Human decision error rate
Sub-nanosecond
Total trade execution speed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin without Wi-Fi.
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