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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour job is literally just staring at an eye and pushing buttons.
Professional button-pusher and air-puff enthusiast.
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Automated diagnostics without the small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ LENSSCAN AUTOPROBE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
records intraocular pressure while patients blink
You perform preliminary vision screenings, use autorefractors, and measure eye pressure. You are the wait-room buffer for actual doctors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a nervous patient is going to faint before the machine can.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Software automatically pulls patient history without you typing it out.
Month 8
Sensors guide the patient's head position without your manual intervention.
Month 17
Robotic air-puffers use vision tracking to hit the exact target zone.
Year 2.2
AI software interprets your raw scan data and generates preliminary charts.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine scans, charts, and clears the room solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too frequent
Average patient blink-rate
12 minutes
Pretest duration
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
a lifetime supply of anti-fog lens wipes
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