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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsYour complex multidimensional cubes are just fancy spreadsheets for the machine.
Master of hierarchies, dimensions, and broken calc scripts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the books without the human drama.
bzzt.youAI▸ EPM-AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures financial cubes in real time
You build complex financial planning models and manage multidimensional databases for corporate budgeting and reporting cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry CFO why the allocation logic produces such bizarre results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine learns your data mappings by observing your manual corrections.
Month 3
AI starts suggesting and applying calc script patches automatically.
Month 6
Metadata updates are now handled by automated ingestion pipelines.
Month 10
The machine runs the month-end process without any human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces you and locks your admin access permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
99.9 percent
Average EPM script efficiency
12 hours weekly
Time spent fixing user errors
100 percent
Budgeting model accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic Excel training videos.
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