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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConfiguring endless dropdown menus that nobody actually wants to use anyway.
Master of complex UI flows and endless configuration spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System logic without the human interface
splat.you▸ ORACLE-AUTOPILOT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys patch updates while you are sleeping
You spend days mapping business requirements to Oracle modules. Then you troubleshoot why the payroll engine broke again.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which checkbox fixes the tax calculation bug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models ingest legacy data templates without needing your manual oversight.
Month 4
Neural networks now write all SQL scripts for system corrections.
Month 9
The system automatically sets up business rules based on user intent.
Month 14
Smart bots handle all client tickets regarding broken workflow triggers.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the self-configuring engine assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14,000
Custom fields mapped
890
Useless status reports
4 liters
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-month license for the software you just left.
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