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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou track feature requests that were doomed the day they were filed.
Professional cat-herder of enterprise HR module bloat.
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Backlog management without the human fatigue.
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You juggle complex HR configuration requirements and prioritize backlog tickets for large enterprise enterprise software deployments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why the legacy payroll module broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models categorize and prioritize your backlog without human oversight.
Month 5
Smart agents write your functional specifications and feature documents automatically.
Month 10
Automated tools handle complex module settings and environment deployments.
Month 16
Large language models handle all stakeholder status updates and expectations.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-configures indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
98 percent
Backlog items ignored
3,400 monthly
Jira tickets closed
12 per day
Requirements doc revisions
Your severance
One free trial of the software you just deprecated.
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