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Will AI replace Oral Surgeon jobs? · Latest report #x2458327
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October 14, 2060
In 34 yearsYou pull teeth; our robots pull entire medical budgets.
Digger of wisdom teeth and seeker of jaw alignment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision dentistry without the human heartbeat.
stretchy.youAI▸ JAW-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers precise sedation without human fatigue
You perform complex extractions and reconstructive jaw surgery while managing infection risks and patient anesthesia in operating rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified child's nerves with a single steady gaze.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.3
AI models diagnose decay and bone loss better than human eyes.
Year 7
Guided arms handle the routine bone drilling and suction tasks.
Year 14
Doctors operate remotely using haptic feedback machines in safer rooms.
Year 21
Closed-loop vision systems remove teeth without needing a human surgeon.
Year 34 · D-Day
Patients trust the steady, vibration-free steel arms over shaky hands.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
45 seconds
Average extraction time
Non-zero
Human error rate
4 months
Wait list length
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our dental cleaning drones.
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