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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsZero-g welding is just expensive arts and crafts in a tin.
Orbital mechanic (mostly duct tape and wishful thinking).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision, vacuum-rated, and zero-gravity ready.
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tightens heat-shield bolts during solar storms
You assemble server racks in space and troubleshoot vacuum seal leaks. Your orbit is just a long commute.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manually align delicate fiber optics when the robotic sensors fail due to solar flares.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Magnetic clamps take over manual tether attachment for server racks.
Month 5
Welding arms replace manual patch applications for hull shielding.
Month 13
AI vision models calibrate the sensors faster than your human hands.
Year 1.9
Internal pressure sensors fix leaks before you even see them.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The station kicks you out to make room for cleaner, cheaper hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
12 minutes
Average vacuum exposure
4 per year
Server racks installed
890 pieces
Total debris dodged
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a lower, burning orbit.
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