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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career as a cannon fodder asset is objectively inefficient.
Professional meat-shield and enthusiast of rusty bludgeoning tools
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggression optimized for total terrain domination
toast.youAI▸ WAAAGH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
charges frontlines with zero tactical hesitation
You participate in high-intensity melee engagements and maintain primitive weaponry. You currently serve as a scalable resource for dark lord logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically scream in total terror when the heroes inevitably arrive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify high-value targets, bypassing the need for your clumsy brute-force patrolling.
Month 8
Robotic assembly lines churn out standardized iron weaponry that never rusts or needs sharpening.
Month 13
Hydraulic walkers replace your slow, uncoordinated movement across uneven dungeon terrain.
Month 18
Algorithmic command streams eliminate the need for your inefficient, vocal battle-cries.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The new hardware enters the field, and your contract is terminated via immediate disintegration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2.4
Average survival cycles
hourly
Weapon maintenance frequency
12%
Rage output efficiency
Your severance
A blunt axe and a one-way trip to Mordor.
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