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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell PowerPoint decks that describe how others should be fired.
Professional architect of other people's career funerals.
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Efficiency through algorithmic reduction.
toast.youAI▸ ORGARCHITECT V3.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates downsizing via email trigger
You draft abstract organizational structures and facilitate endless workshops to justify corporate restructuring. Your PowerPoint decks are essentially suicide notes for middle management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a manager in the eye while explaining their obsolescence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes employee directory data and Slack metadata to map genuine influence networks.
Month 4
Generative models produce leaner org charts without the need for endless consultative workshops.
Month 7
AI creates high-fidelity slide decks and executive summaries that mimic human consultant vernacular perfectly.
Month 10
Automated sentiment analysis identifies and suppresses employee resistance to the new reporting lines.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate dashboard is revoked as the system optimizes you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Slides per client hour
14
Buzzwords per slide
100%
Projects resulting in layoffs
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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