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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour pipette dexterity is no match for a multi-channel fluidic manifold.
Master of micro-tissues and spreadsheet-driven science.
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Total automation of cellular experimentation.
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You culture organoids and manage drug testing schedules. Your job is mostly digital planning and physical liquid handling.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the cell line suddenly decided to stop growing on Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your digital notes are fully parsed and organized by lab agents.
Month 5
Asana is replaced by a self-optimizing experiment orchestrator.
Month 13
High-res cameras watch for contamination so your eyes do not have to.
Year 1.9
Closed-loop robotic cells take over all microfluidic liquid transfers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly without your biological input or oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
24/7
liquid handling cycles
0.00%
error margin
instant
Asana task completion
Your severance
A one-month supply of sterile culture media.
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