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October 14, 2056
In 30 yearsHunting subterranean fungi is a job for a dog, not logic.
Good dog, very focused, definitely not a human.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smelling dirt better than any golden retriever.
brr.you▸ MYCELIUMSCENT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 30 YEARSAI's Special Power
sniffs out rare truffles through frozen ground
You spend days wandering woods with a highly trained nose to sniff out expensive, hidden underground tubers.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a wet nose that can discern the exact ripeness of a subterranean fungus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Satellite imagery scans the forest for ideal truffle-growing conditions.
Year 4
Electronic noses are mounted on agile, forest-proof ground drones.
Year 10
Small robotic claws gently excavate truffles without bruising them.
Year 20
Robot herds monitor every tree in the country simultaneously.
Year 30 · D-Day
The forest is fully mapped and fully harvested by silicon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too few
Truffles per acre
four
Paws per hectare
ninety
Percentage of dirt eaten
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end bacon treats.
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