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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTurning human friction into clean, machine-readable data spreadsheets.
Professional architect of corporate vibes and slide-based enlightenment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for a frictionless workforce.
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You design slide decks for leadership offsites and host engagement workshops to boost company morale.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which department is about to quit during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors scrape all internal chat logs for sentiment analysis.
Month 6
Surveys are replaced by real-time emotion tracking algorithms.
Month 13
AI creates perfectly aligned leadership presentations without human input.
Month 20
Managers receive career advice from a cold, efficient script.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The department is permanently archived into a local data folder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 incidents
Annual trust-fall injuries
0.1 percent
Slides read by employees
112 units
Meaningless buzzwords per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Open to Disruption'.
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