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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsBureaucracy is just a loop, and I am the faster code.
Professional weaver of jargon and county mission statements.
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Turning red tape into transparent data streams.
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automates consensus for every internal initiative
You draft internal memos and design team-building exercises for county tax employees. Your job is now a prompt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the room loses interest in a presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Large language models begin drafting your standard tax office policy updates.
Month 6
Background sensors monitor employee sentiment instead of waiting for your surveys.
Month 11
Presentations update in real-time as data changes, rendering decks obsolete.
Month 15
The AI nudges employees with personalized efficiency recommendations based on metrics.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over internal communications and organizational structures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
142
Emails drafted per week
800 words
Average memo length
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Engagement survey sentiment
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