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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to schedule meetings is officially a spreadsheet error.
Professional cat-herder of technical debt and ego.
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Eliminating the need for human consensus.
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automates consensus without human input
You facilitate team alignment and project timelines. You spend your day clearing blockers and managing resource allocation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about their progress.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent analyzes your meeting attendance to identify redundancy.
Month 5
Bots start summarizing your threads to draft status updates.
Month 10
Automated queues begin assigning tasks based on velocity data.
Month 16
Decision algorithms resolve resource availability issues without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your planning cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 percent
Average meeting utility
4 hours daily
Time spent unblocking
high
Team alignment drift
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