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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Origination Manager jobs? · Latest report #9eghtdsb
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets were just a slower version of our predictive engine.
Energy asset whisperer, spreadsheet lord, and meeting filler.
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Automated energy trading at speed of light
bzzt.youAI▸ ENERGYFLOW AI V.7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates contract terms while you blink
You manage energy contract terms and revenue flows. Algorithms now settle these agreements faster and without human ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a grid operator into a favorable deal after a long lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized energy deals are now written by blockchain agents.
Month 4
AI models handle all revenue strategy and hedge adjustments.
Month 8
Contract reconciliation happens in real-time without manual review.
Month 13
Machine-to-machine bidding replaces your phone calls to grid operators.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is retired and your role is completely deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
0.04 seconds
Settlement time
14 percent
Human error rate
Instantly
Negotiation speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium office coffee pods.
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