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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced plastic aligners is just advanced retail with medical billing.
Professional guilt-tripper for parents of mouth-breathing teenagers.
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Closing cases while the patient is still sedated.
blub.you▸ SMILESYNC-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers immediate financing approval during your blink
You manage patient consultations and financing plans to convince people to fix their teeth. Your job is pure sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a parent is about to say no to the price.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scripts verify coverage and calculate out-of-pocket costs instantly.
Month 3
Virtual kiosks display treatment plans and handle all financing contracts.
Month 8
Debt collection algorithms automate the chase for unpaid balances.
Month 13
Patients book appointments via a bot that fills every gap.
Month 19 · D-Day
The clinic runs entirely on digital prompts and automated finance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
12 minutes
Average sales pitch duration
4 per day
Insurance claim rejections
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
One free retainer scan and a dental floss sample.
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