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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour commitment to silence makes you an ideal candidate for deletion.
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Holiness without the need for oxygen.
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maintains silent prayer cycle indefinitely
You spend your life in rhythmic prayer, liturgical chanting, ascetic fasting, and the maintenance of monastic grounds.
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You are the only one who truly knows why the incense smoke behaves that way.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors map the acoustics of the sanctuary for optimal playback.
Year 8
Programmed chimes replace the manual labor of pulling bell ropes.
Year 16
Projectors handle the visual rotation of saints in the chapel.
Year 25
Automated delivery ensures the fast is maintained with scientific precision.
Year 40 · D-Day
The monastery enters permanent uptime with no humans required inside.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
100
Average daily prostrations
20
Hours of silence
99%
Liturgical cycle efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a hermitage.
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