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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsAncient rituals meet high-speed servers in a race to eternity.
Shepherd of the flock, analog edition.
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You perform sacraments, offer guidance to the faithful, and oversee community spiritual needs in person.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a hand and look into someone's eyes during their darkest hour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Smartphones start providing pre-recorded responses for minor spiritual queries.
Year 5
High-fidelity telepresence units begin replacing the need for physical proximity.
Year 14
Language models process confession data to provide standard theological advice.
Year 22
Centralized servers unify church doctrine into a single, efficient stream.
Year 40 · D-Day
The final transition to algorithmic spirituality completes the human cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
2000
Confessions heard hourly
0.02ms
Spiritual guidance latency
Infinite
Liturgies performed per day
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital afterlife.
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