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Will AI replace Orthopaedic Resident jobs? · Latest report #5vfm556z
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsBone sawing is just carpentry with a much higher malpractice insurance premium.
Stuck in the call room while AI reads MRIs
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision orthopaedics without the fatigue of residency.
ow.youAI▸ BONESMITH TRAUMA-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates precise fracture reduction vectors instantly
You spend days scrubbing in, reducing fractures, and managing post-op pain charts. Your night is one long trauma call.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is hiding a fall by the way they hold their shoulder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI systems begin reading all your X-rays and CT scans.
Month 16
Voice sensors update all your medical notes while you work.
Year 3.3
Stable robotic arms handle basic drill and screw placement tasks.
Year 5
Vision systems guide hardware into place during simple fracture repairs.
Year 7 · D-Day
The unit handles all surgical, charting, and post-op care duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
6 daily
Average cups of coffee
14 pending
Unread trauma pagers
12 daily
Hours spent scrubbing
Your severance
One free hospital-grade bone drill and a nap
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