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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou sell fake hips to people who will outlive your career.
Clinical rep (mostly titanium sales, emotionally exhausted)
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Perfect clinical support without the awkward lunch.
stretchy.youAI▸ ORTHOSALES-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-loads surgical kits before the patient arrives
You juggle hospital surgical schedules and push expensive implants to surgeons. You watch operations to ensure product fit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a surgeon is about to lose their temper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart portals automate the vendor sign-in process across all hospitals.
Month 7
RFID sensors automate the logging of every screw and implant.
Month 20
AR vision guides surgeons to perfect implant placement without sales help.
Year 2.5
Delivery pods transport instrument trays directly into the sterile core.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Clinical value is rendered entirely redundant by data-driven surgical precision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000+
Surgeries attended
1200 liters
Coffee consumed
18 months
Implant sales cycles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium titanium replacement knee joints.
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