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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour surgical assist skills are just an expensive, fleshy robotic arm.
Clinical surgical assistant with a very steady hand.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stitching bones and pride back together effortlessly.
bzzt.youAI▸ ORTHOBOT-SUTURE-SYSTEM-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
autonomously sutures incisions in record time
You close incisions, manage patient charts, and assist surgeons in high-pressure operating rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect subtle tissue tension that sensors are still too clumsy to interpret.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all patient notes to automate documentation.
Month 10
Computer vision automatically flags fractures before you check scans.
Year 2.2
Stable robotic arms begin taking over basic retraction tasks.
Year 3.3
Specialized high-speed robotic stitchers handle all closure work.
Year 5 · D-Day
The operating room no longer requires a human surgical assistant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
12
Incisions closed per shift
0.4%
Chart entry errors
50
Hours standing per week
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to surgical procedure simulator app.
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