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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTrading expensive titanium screws for digital procurement portals and cheaper alternatives.
Professional lobby-waiter and high-end hardware delivery technician.
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Direct-to-hospital procurement, no lunches required.
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bypasses gatekeepers with automated ordering protocols
You spend your days waiting in sterile corridors to pitch surgical hardware to busy surgeons. You haul trays of implants into operating rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a surgeon is having a truly terrible day.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Hospital procurement software replaces your paper catalogs and inventory spreadsheets.
Month 6
IoT sensors in storage cabinets alert factories when stock runs low.
Month 15
AI systems automatically sync surgeon settings to current inventory data.
Year 2
Video agents handle the pitching while surgeons browse virtual hardware models.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The OR is locked to humans and logistics robots deliver the trays.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
120 dollars
Average lunch tab
84 percent
Surgeons ghosting you
35 pounds
Implant tray weight
Your severance
One free titanium knee joint and a firm handshake.
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