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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour hand-tuned memory management is just a slow, buggy heuristic.
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AI models write drivers faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 13
Self-healing kernels fix their own panics without your help.
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The kernel is now entirely self-optimizing code, human redundant.
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