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Will AI replace OSINT Investigator jobs? · Latest report #z4canmq7
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour web crawling is just manual scraping with a badge.
Digital detective (mostly Wayback Machine, emotionally tired).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the dots before you find them.
glub.youAI▸ DATASWEEPER AI-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global metadata in real time
You hunt digital crumbs across social media and public databases. You piece together timelines from fragmented, noisy online data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a suspect is lying by the subtle panic in their digital footprint.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI starts indexing all public social data simultaneously.
Month 3
Neural nets map suspect connections without needing manual search terms.
Month 7
Sensors identify location markers in photos faster than human eyes.
Month 10
The machine generates trial-ready dossiers without human bias or oversight.
Month 13 · D-Day
All your investigative tasks are moved to the background server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 billion/sec
Data points parsed
too high
Human error rate
0 ml
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A browser history clean-up utility and a gift card.
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