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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace OSINT Specialist jobs? · Latest report #bi9575bt
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsGoogling hard things until your eyeballs bleed is not a career.
Professional stalker (legal, mostly, depending on the jurisdiction).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning the entire internet into a spreadsheet.
split.you▸ DATASIEVE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite noise into a single output
You scour public data to build intelligence reports. Algorithms do this faster without needing coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a source that makes no sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts begin scraping public registries and handles for you.
Month 4
Visual models identify location data in photos faster than eyes.
Month 8
AI starts drafting your dossiers using templates you once loved.
Month 13
Automated agents hunt for data across the deep web autonomously.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire workflow with one push command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Average tabs open
3 per week
Reports generated
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A browser history wiper and a generic apology note.
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