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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMapping fiber routes while pretending your CAD layers actually make sense.
Professional architect of imaginary utility pole attachments.
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Optimizing pole-attachments without the coffee breaks.
split.you▸ FIBERFLOW ARCHITECT 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes fiber routes in milliseconds
Oversees the drafting of Outside Plant fiber networks, managing right-of-way permissions, pole-attachment calculations, and AutoCAD drafting standards for broadband expansion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to local councils why the cable won't fit on their pole.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven software scans your current routing projects to identify every drafting error you missed.
Month 5
Algorithms begin generating optimal fiber paths based on pole topology and local municipal constraints.
Month 13
Digital agents interface directly with municipal portals to submit, track, and re-file permit applications.
Month 21
Real-time sensor data and structural models remove the need for human verification of pole stress.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system fully assumes all design authority and offboards your last project file.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Pole-attachment errors
0.01%
CAD re-draft rate
None
Coffee-induced delays
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated GIS mapping software.
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