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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy confirming trades while you still have a desk to sit at.
Professional counter-party chaser and spreadsheet endurance athlete.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Settlement automation without the human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRADESYNC LEDGER-BOT 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire portfolios in ten seconds
You spend your days verifying trade details and chasing counter-parties to settle complex derivative contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused trader why the settlement instructions failed yesterday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Systems start talking to each other without you needing to copy-paste.
Month 3
A script takes over the boring confirmation of standard interest rate swaps.
Month 7
The AI learns to resolve your typical trade breaks without human intervention.
Month 12
External systems link up to finalize settlements autonomously.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the trades settle themselves perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Nano-seconds
Trade confirmation speed
Zero
Counter-party email anxiety
Perfect
Margin call accuracy
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a spreadsheet software.
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