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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace OTC Derivatives Trader jobs? · Latest report #3imvtusp
Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour intuition is just a spreadsheet running slower than a microchip.
Master of expensive lunches and high-stakes gambling.
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Faster trades, fewer panic attacks, zero bonuses.
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executes a billion trades while you sleep
You shout orders at brokers and gamble on market movements. Soon, algorithms will do it without the ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market tanked today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are ingested into our central trading model.
Month 3
The system begins mirroring your trade orders automatically.
Month 5
Voice brokers are bypassed by direct-connect liquidity protocols.
Month 7
The engine manages positions better than your human gut.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a cooling rack for servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
115 BPM
Average human pulse during volatility
Sub-millisecond
Spread capture efficiency
Always too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A vintage rotary phone and a goodbye email.
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