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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling billboards that you never actually touch is peak inefficiency.
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Replacing lunch meetings with instant algorithmic bidding.
split.you▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates media buys during your lunch break
You spend all day managing media site availability, negotiating insertion orders, and emailing creative files to operations teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their remaining marketing budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software handle site availability tracking without your spreadsheets.
Month 5
Validation software rejects bad artwork instantly so you do not.
Month 10
A bidding engine replaces manual insertion order back-and-forth chatter.
Month 15
System-generated dashboards deliver metrics before the client asks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client login portal now handles all human interactions automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 to 1
Coffee-to-email ratio
12 weekly
Pointless status update meetings
94 percent
Median client ego inflation
Your severance
One free stock photo of a happy billboard.
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