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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading giant physical billboards for tiny, relentless algorithms in your pocket.
Professional pitch artist, lunch enthusiast, and spreadsheet filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying space without human sentimentality.
oof.youAI▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autobids for every digital billboard in town
You pitch billboard spots to agencies and track campaign delivery. You spend your life chasing signatures on contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific billboard in a storm is worth the price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapes your entire client list to study your negotiation patterns.
Month 4
Software takes over buying and selling digital billboard impressions in real-time.
Month 8
Smart contracts replace your manual insertion order processing and signatures.
Month 12
A web portal allows buyers to select sites without talking to you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is migrated and your access to the CRM removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Emails per closed deal
3 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
96%
Cold-call rejection rate
Your severance
A one-month supply of lukewarm office roast coffee.
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